How to prepare the classic english breakfast:
An english breakfast includes
Start cooking the sausages first. They take the longest. Place them in a pan over medium heat with a little oil (or water if your health conscious)
Get the bacon going while the sausages are cooking, again pan over medium heat with just a dash of oil (to stop the bacon from sticking at first)
Lets get going on some eggs. Your choice of scrambled, over easy, sunny side, or poached.
I'm going to go with poached.
Get a pot of water going on the stove and boil it up.
When its boiling, use a whisk to spin the water and then crack an egg in the water.
Warm your beans in the microwave or in a small saucepan.
Remember that bacon pan?
Well get that grease hot, then drop some bread in it. Fry it golden brown then flip it to the other side.
Throw it all on a plate and enjoy!