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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

How To: OKTOBERFEST, done right

Alright, I don't know about you, but in my town, we are getting ready for oktoberfest.

So, I'm gonna give you some tips on how to have your own beer drinking, polka music playing, sausage eating festival.

Step 1:
Find a place to host your 'fest. Your house/backyard is always good.

Step 2:
Get beer. Lots.
Im talking, get that shit by the kegs.

Step 3:
Invite EVERYONE!
The more the merrier.

Step 4:
Get some food sorted out.
Ideas: sausages, pretzels. Thats it, thats what germans eat.

Step 5:
Have a dam good time, play lots of polka music. Eat lots, drink even more.

protip: Invite girls. And wear lederhosen, girls love lederhosen.

24 comments:

  1. I swear, Germany has the BEST food...

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  2. hah yeee, let's go hammed hommie?!

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  3. Step 2 is the most important one!

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  4. Lol lederhosen makes me think of Ren & Stimpy

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  5. Best beer guys? What do you suggest?

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  6. Sausages ant pretzels with beer seems like an odd combination, but I bet you think the same think with pizza lol.

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  7. Haha ja Samstag ist es auch bei uns soweit mit Oktoberfest (auch wenn ich nicht in Bayern wohne). Trage aber warscheinlich keine Lederhosen ;)

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  8. No update today? I wanna hear more about your Oktoberfest!!!

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  9. That sounds rather fun. Always a fan of the things that happen during Oktoberfest.

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  10. I LOVE OCTOBER FEST
    I'm half german went last year was soooo awesome even got my own stein XD

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  11. Nice I think we're gonna do this at our house ;)

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  12. my favourite time in my life was oktoberfest. long live it.

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  13. I was at the Oktoberfest last year. I did wear leaderhosen but ehr... didn't go down so well with the ladies, learnt that the hard way :O

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